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11.06.2025 04:36
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Heavily shorted AI stock is rapidly climbing the Fortune 500 - TheStreet
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Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
ChatGPT Is Making Us Weird - Business Insider
Still no good
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Measles Case: Visitors To Mahopac Restaurant May Have Been Exposed, Officials Warn - dailyvoice.com
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Satellite Footage Captures Mysterious Structure That Looks Like Human Lips - Indian Defence Review
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Microsoft Confirms Password Deletion—Now Just 8 Weeks Away - Forbes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
United Switches Off Starlink Internet on Regional Jets After Static Problem - WSJ
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?